Ever tried playing with the "ever-green" nursery rhymes in a different way? Imagine, if you had to re-portray those rhymes in today's world. Well, the result may be good, funny or smart or a disaster(a complete rip-off of wonderful & innocent cute lil poems) but u can sure give a shot :D
One more suggested by a friend of mine, it's not my original though: Jack & Jill went up the hill To fetch a pale of water Jill forgot to take the pill And now they have a daughter!!