It Hurts

It hurts.
It hurts big time.
When you know things won't be the same again.
When you know life will change.

It hurts.
It hurts a lot.
When you know your dreams are shattered.
When you know the plans will never be implemented.

It hurts.
It hurts way too much.
When you see everything going wrong.
When you know this wasn't supposed to happen.

It hurts.
It hurts like hell.
When you suddenly feel lost & lonely.
When you never really wanted it that way.

It hurts.
It hurts like a cutting sword.
When you see no future, no ray of hope.
When you feel like a fool to have been so dedicated.

It hurts.
It hurts like a choking throat.
When you know you'll take time to move on.
When you know this time, this phase hates you.

It hurts.
It hurts tremendously.
When you know you ought to accept the situation.
When you know waiting is no solution.

It hurts.
It hurts like burning coal.
When you see someone else in that place.
When you know only you are getting hurt.

It hurts.
It hurts like a pinch during day dreaming.
When you have to make yourself stronger and harder.
When you know you weren't at fault yet face what you don't deserve.

It hurts.
But it heals.
Keep hopes in mind and things will change.
You'll be happy again just give it time.

It won't hurt again.
Have faith in yourself and in God.
C'mon life doesn't end here for sure.
You have a long way to go, so keep it cool.

It will hurt less if you smile.
Try staying happier, it ain't as difficult as it seems.
Once more you'll be the same, jolly & gay
After all, you gotta go a long way!

Jhumarology

Randomness - Chaos - Blank Mind - Time pass - Whatever!


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Sometimes, you gotta read between the lines.

gappu - tiku - chinki

▪ GAPPU is my watchman's cow's friend.
▪ He was a professor at a renowned university in Cook Islands.
▪ The watchman sleeps during his night duty, so he was awarded with an appraisal.
▪ The cow had been to her in-laws lately where she gave birth to a plastic fish.
▪ She got divorced under infidelity by TIKU, her husband, who is an ant.
▪ GAPPU and TIKU go for sailing on the rocket launched by the cockroach living next door.
▪ The captain of this Diwali rocket is CHINKI , the alien from Mars who is also a Nobel-prize winner.

Conclusion: Mars is a yummy peanut chocolate bar. And now, you can get it at any Indian Baniye-ka-dukaan too! Yayyy :D

1...2...buckle my shoe??!?! naah.......

Ever tried playing with the "ever-green" nursery rhymes in a different way? Imagine, if you had to re-portray those rhymes in today's world. Well, the result may be good, funny or smart or a disaster(a complete rip-off of wonderful & innocent cute lil poems) but u can sure give a shot :D


One more suggested by a friend of mine, it's not my original though:
Jack & Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water
Jill forgot to take the pill
And now they have a daughter!!

What the @*#$!!%&*#@!

Taw-Pick: Gaa-Lee-zZz

Well, I recently observed something really funny in the train, where 2 college chicks were arguing with a fisher-woman!

It was quite easy for the "machhi wali" to start the abusive conversation, she went on giving all the a-z gaalis fed in her dictionary, while the 2 girls tried their best to over-power her by giving few and power-less, thakela gaalis in English, which did not even carry any potential.
Result: The machhi wali won the war, even though she was wrong as she should have travelled in the luggage compartment. BUT WHO CAN MESS WITH THESE NAVVAARI SAREE CLAD PHYSICALLY AND VERBALLY STRONG WOMEN? :D
The college chicks lost, because they didn't have the knack of how they could abuse the woman without even actually using the obvious words, making themselves feel less guilty about their acts.


Here I am, with something I concluded from that war. It's about how people can use alternatives for abusive words. Ever wondered how to abuse a person, you wanna badly give "gaalis" to, without actually offending him/her??

Below are the "vishesh tippanis" folks ;) am sure you all follow some bits of it, unconsciously! :D

*oh FREAK!!! (a better alternative for the "f" word

*oh FISH!!! (another one)

*what the hell!!! (c'mon,i know u want to use the "f" word :P)

*what the F! (even better)

*u r a Bloody Bean!!! (everyone knows what a she-dog means)

*Aye, saale PENCHOR!!! (the lip movements are more than enough here, no need of sound)

*He is such a chu... (yeah right, 3 letters are just fine)

*Shut up, CUSTARD!! (err, we know the B-word here, Sir!)

*BC..MC.. These abbreviations are actually easier to say, and imply less insult to the listener.

*Maa ki Jai ( well, better than specifying the eye!)

*Son of a Beast (lol, like we don't know what beast means here! :P )


Well, somehow I have also seen that it's easier to give English Gaalis like F***, a**hole or bas****, (which are most commonly used) compared to their Hindi counterparts.
Don't know why, but they somehow sound worse in Hindi! English feels less offending.. hehe!!
Please suggest some more if you've heard them, lets add on to this great Knowledge! Let there be light !

ps: Definition of Gaa-Lee-Yaa : “Gaalis” are a good stress buster when someone is annoyed :P

I Can't Write

I can't write well..I cannot write good stuff..i cant write..i don't know how to write..i cant write at all..i am unable to express in writing the fact that i cannot write..i can't write n stuff..i can't write philosophy, spirituality, formal English, nice prose n poetry, nice sense-making write-ups, opening your eyes and self-realization tips, health tips, art of living tips, preachy tips, inspiring contents or any such "good nice decent and realllyyy ossom stuff"..so basically, i can't write. Yes, u heard it, i cant write. I can't write. I can't write. I can't write. I can't write. I can't write. I can't write. I can't write. I can't write. Oh ya, and did i tell you, that..I can't write?? I can't write. I can't write. I can't write. And the truth is that I can't write. I can't write!

How come you are still reading this crap?? Lol... I really can't write!

This reminds of a very funny punishment which was given in school..We were supposed to write this on the blackboard, say about hundred times (Even though if at that age, we didn't know how to count till hundred, haha).. A tribute to that 'holy punishment, with which i was always blessed'

" I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class" " I will not talk in the class!"

oh I so wished there existed "ctrl c+ ctrl v" during those punishment hours!!

Because...not just now, but even then, i couldn't write. Simply because i can't write..Ya, didn't you know that i cant write? I CAN'T write! Coz i really can't write. I can't write and i can't write!